Un'altra da Pam:

WHAT I LEARNED IN DIVERSITY TRAINING


*  She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

*   She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

*   She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

*   She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

*   She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

*   She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

*   She does not GET YOU EXCITED - She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD
DISPLACEMENT.

*   She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.

*   She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

*   She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

*   She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED.

*   She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

*   She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

*   She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

*   She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

*   She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

*   She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.