Subject: Things We Have Learned From Movie


1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well  within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.

 2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which  wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override  the communications system of any invading alien society.

5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently  to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening  manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in  your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly  bluish.

7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become  a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally  gunned down three days before their retirement.

 9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery  involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at  least 20 minutes to escape.

10.During all police investigations, it will be necessary  to visit a strip club at least once.

11.All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level  on the man lying beside her.

12.All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 

13.It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is  someone in the control tower to talk you down.

14.Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while  scuba diving.

15.You're very likely to survive any battle in any war  unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of  your sweetheart back home.

16.Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or  Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the  language. A German or Russian accent will do. (It used to be an English accent for the German.)

17.The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

18.A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his  wounds.

19.If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

20.If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate  any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

 21.Word processors never display a cursor on screen but  will always say: Enter Password Now.

22.Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from  left to right every few moments. Tires will squeal on any surface, at any speed.

23.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with  large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

24.A detective can only solve a case once he has been  suspended from duty.

25.If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

26.Police departments give their officers personality tests  to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. 

27.When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer  to speak to each other in English.

28. In the movies you hardly run out of bullets and you can stand out in the open and kill bad guys with a pistol while they miss you completely with their AK 47's.