Ho ricevuto talmente tanti jokes dai miei amici oltremanica e oltreoceano negli ultimi 8 anni, ossia da quando ho iniziato a navigare in Internet,  che questo è il posto giusto dove archiviarli. Tra l'altro alcuni sono decisamente spassosi.

Inizio con una serie che mi fu inviata da Pamela, un'americana con un gran senso dell'umorismo. Sono tutte battute raggruppabili sotto il titolo inequivocabile di Chauvinist

-  Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
 Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able
 to support you.
 
Why do woman have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.. 
  
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? 
When she starts her sentance with "A man once told me...."
  
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't, there's a clock on the oven.... 
  
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in... 
  
All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell
them apart....
  
How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None... It should be open by the time she brings it... 
  
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? 
A woman who won't do what she's told... 
  
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always... 
  
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months 
I don't like to interrupt her...
  
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? 
Divorced...
  
Why do men pass gas more than woman?
 Because woman won't shut up long enough to build up pressure... 
  
Bigamy is having one wife too many. 
Some say monogamy is the same....
  
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive
by 90%.... A wedding cake...